the natural inanity behind the artificial intelligence

Comrades in the office. Comrades in Tuesday trivia nights. Comrades in IKEA furniture assembly. Comrades in line at Space Mountain.

Illustration of a crane with team members count

66

TEAM MEMBERS

Illustration of a crane with hires in the last year count

19

HIRES IN THE LAST YEAR

Illustration of a crane with left handers count

10

LEFT HANDERS

Illustration of a crane with users per employee count

758,000

USERS PER EMPLOYEE

meet our comrades

Many different talents, many different stories, but one thing in common: incredibly attractive.

Aly's photo

Aly

CUSTOMER OPS LEAD

Gerard's photo

Gerard

DESIGN DIRECTOR

Sara's photo

Sara

PRODUCT DESIGNER

Anand's photo

Anand

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Amy's photo

Amy

ACCOUNT MANAGER

Eunice's photo

Eunice

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Collin's photo

Collin

PRODUCT MANAGER

LuiLeng's photo

LuiLeng

INTERN

Gracie's photo

Gracie

EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT

Chelsea's photo

Chelsea

CUSTOMER OPS ASSOCIATE

Linh's photo

Linh

ENGINEERING MANAGER

Tyler's photo

Tyler

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

our preferences

Where we stand on the important issues of the world.

Coke Zero

Coke Zero can

53.7%

VS

Diet Coke

Diet Coke can

46.3%

Window seat

Window airplane seat

50.9%

VS

Aisle seat

Aisle airplane seat

49.1%

Pineapple
on pizza?

Pineapple pizza

64.8%

VS

Yuk!

No pineapple on pizza

35.2%

Netflix
payer

Netflix payer

100%*

VS

Netflix
"borrower"

Netflix borrower

0%*

*suspicious results

Cat

Cat illustration

41.5%

VS

Dog

Dog illustration

58.5%

iOS

iOS logo

78.2%

VS

Android

Android logo

21.8%

if we were wizards

So what type of personalities are we? Courageous? Ambitious? Loyal? Intelligent? We asked the sorting hat.

33 %
Gryffindor house crest
Gryffindor
31 %
Hufflepuff house crest
Hufflepuff
20 %
Ravenclaw house crest
Ravenclaw
16 %
Slytherin house crest
Slytherin

music for work

A crowdsourced playlist of music that gets us into the mood to work. A rather high proportion of movie soundtracks.

Become our comrade. Especially if you are a southpaw Slytherin.