the natural inanity behind the artificial intelligence

Comrades in the office. Comrades in Tuesday trivia nights. Comrades in IKEA furniture assembly. Comrades in line at Space Mountain.

Illustration of a crane with team members count

71

TEAM MEMBERS

Illustration of a crane with hires in the last year count

18

HIRES IN THE LAST YEAR

Illustration of a crane with left handers count

11

LEFT HANDERS

Illustration of a crane with users per employee count

704,000

USERS PER EMPLOYEE

meet our comrades

Many different talents, many different stories, but one thing in common: incredibly attractive.

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David

BUSINESS DEV REP

Full name
David Zhou
Hometown
Kenmore, WA
Current location
San Francisco, CA
What do you really do?
Asking ChatGPT random questions.
Superhero alterego
Future me.
When you’re not running padlet you are
Cutting hair (let me know if you want a haircut!), lifting weights, and trying to learn guitar.
Last thing you learned
Your body burns more calories digesting protein than it does digesting fat or carbohydrates. Food with more protein also keeps you feeling fuller for longer. ChatGPT told me all that.
Office
San Francisco
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PJ

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Full name
Paul Joshua Robles
Hometown
Cavite, Philippines
Current location
Singapore
What do you really do?
I haven't figured that out yet but hopefully anything cool tech-wise :D
Superhero alterego
Hal Jordan or any Green Lantern corps member, I just want to make some cool constructs!
When you’re not running padlet you are
reading, playing video games (mostly FPS these days -- hit me up to play!), running, badminton, climbing
Last thing you learned
how to fall properly while bouldering
Office
Singapore
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Crystal

BUSINESS DEV REP

Full name
Crystal Zhong
Hometown
Bellevue, WA (People get mad when I call it Seattle)
Current location
San Francisco
What do you really do?
translate Everything
Superhero alterego
ditto (the pokemon) because ditto is happy being anyone but happiest being ditto :)
When you’re not running padlet you are
bookmarking new restaurants, going on absurdly long walks, picking a new hobby of the month
Last thing you learned
ants can make yogurt! 🐜🍦
Office
San Francisco
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Jonathan

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Full name
Jonathan Tan Wui Heong
Hometown
Singapore
Current location
Singapore
What do you really do?
Pass time doing things until my next coffee time
Superhero alterego
Geralt of Rivia, just trying to live life but life keeps throwing lemons
When you’re not running padlet you are
Being online, making coffee, muay thai and playing with my camera
Last thing you learned
Choonsik, the orange animal in the Kakao Friends series, is actually a cat (I always thought it was a bear or something)
Office
Singapore
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Sara

PRODUCT DESIGNER

Full name
Sara Hua
Hometown
Chongqing, China
Current location
San Francisco
What do you really do?
Visualize daydreams that strike a chord with people
Superhero alterego
Kiki from Studio Ghibli movie
When you’re not running padlet you are
Caring for my tropical plants, playing with clay, and frequenting lovely stores and French bakeries.
Last thing you learned
Cat whiskers can bring good luck!
Office
San Francisco
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Saphira

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Full name
Tran Thi Ngoc Thuy
Hometown
Phu Yen, Vietnam
Current location
Singapore
What do you really do?
Enjoy coding, reading code, looking at beautiful UI and UX flow then draw it by code logic.
Superhero alterego
I don't really have but I like Scarlett Johansson. She does good job in all her shows and she is beautiful here own way.
When you’re not running padlet you are
Planting, drawing, swimming, cooking, learning something new.
Last thing you learned
How to make Vietnamese Ham :D
Office
Singapore
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Jim

ACCOUNT MANAGER

Full name
Jim Boniface
Hometown
Youngstown, Ohio
Current location
Hermosa Beach, CA
What do you really do?
golf, beach, gym, and playing guitar!
Superhero alterego
Magneto cause its the coolest super power
When you’re not running padlet you are
golfing and riding my scooter around
Last thing you learned
Two french kings: King Louis III and King Charles VIII both died from accidentally hitting their heads on low door entries.
Office
Remote
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Nadya

ACCOUNT MANAGER

Full name
Nadiah Jamal
Hometown
Singapore
Current location
Singapore lah.
What do you really do?
I talk. Mostly to schools. Sometimes to myself.
Superhero alterego
Maleficent. She's a hero alright.
When you’re not running padlet you are
Keeping up with 3 kids. One of em is a 37 year old male I call my husband.
Last thing you learned
That crows remember human faces and hold grudges. If you're mean to a crow, it will tell its friends, and they will also be mean to you. There are documented cases of crows dive-bombing the same person for years. Don't be that person.
Office
Singapore
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Ruijie

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Full name
Tay Rui-Jie
Hometown
Singapore
Current location
Singapore
What do you really do?
Disturbing Kai Yang with questions and figuring out the code base
Superhero alterego
Spider-man, he seems pretty cool
When you’re not running padlet you are
Playing the clarinet, configuring my homelab server or watching TikTok
Last thing you learned
The Firefox logo isn’t a fox, it’s a red panda
Office
Singapore
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WenJie

EXTREMELY SENIOR INTERN

Full name
Beh Wen Jie
Hometown
Singapore
Current location
Singapore
What do you really do?
read the onboarding slides
Superhero alterego
iron man cause he builds cool stuff
When you’re not running padlet you are
climbing a mountain ⛰️ or at the gym 🏋️‍♂️
Last thing you learned
how to clip in properly when lead climbing and we hiccup because we forget we are not fish 🐠
Office
San Francisco
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CheeKit

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Full name
Chong Chee Kit
Hometown
Singapore
Current location
Singapore
What do you really do?
Trying to get my animations just right
Superhero alterego
Jiraiya because he is very wise but also knows how to have fun
When you’re not running padlet you are
Playing my PS5 and building/painting plastic models
Last thing you learned
How to parry in Elden Ring
Office
Singapore
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Alex

PRODUCT MANAGER

Full name
Alex Lee
Hometown
fullerton, ca
Current location
sf
What do you really do?
try not to make Collin's life harder
Superhero alterego
tony stark when he's not in the suit and making fun of people
When you’re not running padlet you are
coaching taekwondo, at a dance workshop, attempting to DJ, or taking pictures~
Last thing you learned
when a DJ makes a "VIP" version of a song, it stands for "variation in production" not "very important person"
Office
San Francisco

our preferences

Where we stand on the important issues of the world.

Coke Zero

Coke Zero can

51.9%

VS

Diet Coke

Diet Coke can

48.1%

Window seat

Window airplane seat

47.1%

VS

Aisle seat

Aisle airplane seat

52.9%

Pineapple
on pizza?

Pineapple pizza

67.6%

VS

Yuk!

No pineapple on pizza

32.4%

Netflix
payer

Netflix payer

100%*

VS

Netflix
"borrower"

Netflix borrower

0%*

*suspicious results

Cat

Cat illustration

39.1%

VS

Dog

Dog illustration

60.9%

iOS

iOS logo

81.4%

VS

Android

Android logo

18.6%

if we were wizards

So what type of personalities are we? Courageous? Ambitious? Loyal? Intelligent? We asked the sorting hat.

33.9 %
Gryffindor house crest
Gryffindor
32.3 %
Hufflepuff house crest
Hufflepuff
19.4 %
Ravenclaw house crest
Ravenclaw
14.4 %
Slytherin house crest
Slytherin

music for work

A crowdsourced playlist of music that gets us into the mood to work. A rather high proportion of movie soundtracks.

Become our comrade. Especially if you are a southpaw Slytherin.