the natural inanity behind the artificial intelligence

Comrades in the office. Comrades in Tuesday trivia nights. Comrades in IKEA furniture assembly. Comrades in line at Space Mountain.

Illustration of a crane with team members count

69

TEAM MEMBERS

Illustration of a crane with hires in the last year count

9

HIRES IN THE LAST YEAR

Illustration of a crane with left handers count

12

LEFT HANDERS

Illustration of a crane with users per employee count

725,000

USERS PER EMPLOYEE

meet our comrades

Many different talents, many different stories, but one thing in common: incredibly attractive.

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Nitesh

CEO & FOUNDER

Full name
Nitesh Goel
Hometown
Lucknow, India
Current location
San Francisco, CA
What do you really do?
I fill out tax forms and email. That’s all I do.
Superhero alterego
David Petersen. The world doesn’t know about him yet, but they will eventually. That man can do anything.
When you’re not running padlet you are
sleeping.
Last thing you learned
How comedians decide who gets credit for a joke.
Office
San Francisco
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Tyler

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Full name
Tyler Wu
Hometown
Aliso Viejo, CA
Current location
San Francisco
What do you really do?
We'll see... 4 months later: I can confirm that coding is in fact part of this job
Superhero alterego
Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. He does things the right way.
When you’re not running padlet you are
drawing, doing sudoku, playing basketball, climbing, sipping tea
Last thing you learned
Our ear bones evolved from our jaw bones, so eating came before listening. (I learned this in the book Your Inner Fish by Neil Shubin).
Office
San Francisco
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Gerard

DESIGN DIRECTOR

Full name
Gerard Searchfield
Hometown
Sydney, Australia 🇦🇺
Current location
Sydney, Australia
What do you really do?
Create a beautiful experience for our customers, and of course making things look pretty.
Superhero alterego
Astro boy - there is simply no greater power than a butt laser.
When you’re not running padlet you are
Giving my wife a break and taking my 2 year old daughter on adventures throughout this awesome city (SF).
Last thing you learned
My burrito delivery guy knows me by name now.
Office
Remote
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Brian

ENGINEERING MANAGER

Full name
Brian Koh
Hometown
Yishun, SG
Current location
SG
What do you really do?
Hatch plans to plant Easter eggs on Padlet. Found something wonky, have you? A bad egg, it might be. Let us know, you should.
Superhero alterego
Groot, I am.
When you’re not running padlet you are
Out the window, gaze I do. The light of life, I welcome. 🌱
Last thing you learned
How to make rootleaf stew
Office
Singapore
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Mikhail

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Full name
Nguyen Van Dai
Hometown
Hanoi, Vietnam
Current location
Hanoi, Vietnam
What do you really do?
Try my best to become a better version and do cool things to make Padlet more useful
Superhero alterego
Monkey D. Luffy. he never gives up and always trusts his dream that is becoming king of pirates.
When you’re not running padlet you are
Going to the gym, reading books.
Last thing you learned
How to deploy my code to staging environment.
Office
Singapore
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Rana

CUSTOMER OPS ASSOCIATE

Full name
Rana Wilds
Hometown
North Vernon, Indiana
Current location
North Vernon, Indiana
What do you really do?
Pretend to know what I'm doing until I actually know what I'm doing.
Superhero alterego
Katniss Everdeen -- Let's just say I've been through A LOT!
When you’re not running padlet you are
Working out, hanging out with my family, watching sports, listening to music, and acting goofy.
Last thing you learned
How to use my insta-pot without scalding myself in the process. However, I've only used it a couple of times. The jury is still out.
Office
Remote
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Mike

ACCOUNT MANAGER

Full name
Mike Garra
Hometown
Red Bank, NJ
Current location
Tinton Falls, NJ
What do you really do?
Enthrall people with my wit and humor (at least that's what I tell myself).
Superhero alterego
Deadpool - I talk too much, don't take anything too seriously, and curse more than I probably should.
When you’re not running padlet you are
Chasing my kids, listening to music, exercising, or spending time with family/friends.
Last thing you learned
I share a birthday with Richard Simmons.
Office
Remote
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Estee

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Full name
Estee Tey Siew Wen
Hometown
The Lion City
Current location
Singapore
What do you really do?
onzonz slack onzonz
Superhero alterego
I'm more likely to be a villain than a superhero >:) I would be someone like Junichiro from Tomo wa Onnanoko!
When you’re not running padlet you are
Playing computer games like DOTA, Genshin Impact. Watching anime and reading webtoons. Occassionally write articles.
Last thing you learned
Quokkas are mini kangaroos, that used to be misunderstood as rats — hence the name Rottnest Island (Rat Nest Island).
Office
Singapore
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Jenny

ACCOUNT MANAGER

Full name
Jennifer Simms
Hometown
Solon, OH (Cleveland)
Current location
Hermosa Beach, CA (Los Angeles)
What do you really do?
Charm people with my wit and humor and hope it turns into revenue.
Superhero alterego
My real life super hero is my icon Stevie Nicks.
When you’re not running padlet you are
playing on the beach, skiing in the mountains.. sometimes in the same day (the California Circuit), traveling, being the fun Auntie to my nephews
Last thing you learned
How to use a Macbook...as a longstanding windows user.
Office
Remote
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Natalie

EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT

Full name
Natalie Tereshchenko
Hometown
Kharkiv, Ukraine
Current location
San Francisco, CA
What do you really do?
Equal parts time-keeper, problem-solver, bridge-builder and office snacks curator – the engine behind the scenes.
Superhero alterego
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When you’re not running padlet you are
Sleeping. Jk – I enjoy going to pilates, and finding the best pastries in San Francisco.
Last thing you learned
How to set up bathroom occupancy lights with a Matter-enabled hub, Zigbee motion sensor, and a smart plug.
Office
San Francisco
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CheeKit

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Full name
Chong Chee Kit
Hometown
Singapore
Current location
Singapore
What do you really do?
Trying to get my animations just right
Superhero alterego
Jiraiya because he is very wise but also knows how to have fun
When you’re not running padlet you are
Playing my PS5 and building/painting plastic models
Last thing you learned
How to parry in Elden Ring
Office
Singapore
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PJ

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Full name
Paul Joshua Robles
Hometown
Cavite, Philippines
Current location
Singapore
What do you really do?
I haven't figured that out yet but hopefully anything cool tech-wise :D
Superhero alterego
Hal Jordan or any Green Lantern corps member, I just want to make some cool constructs!
When you’re not running padlet you are
reading, playing video games (mostly FPS these days -- hit me up to play!), running, badminton, climbing
Last thing you learned
how to fall properly while bouldering
Office
Singapore

our preferences

Where we stand on the important issues of the world.

Coke Zero

Coke Zero can

51%

VS

Diet Coke

Diet Coke can

49%

Window seat

Window airplane seat

47.1%

VS

Aisle seat

Aisle airplane seat

52.9%

Pineapple
on pizza?

Pineapple pizza

68.2%

VS

Yuk!

No pineapple on pizza

31.8%

Netflix
payer

Netflix payer

100%*

VS

Netflix
"borrower"

Netflix borrower

0%*

*suspicious results

Cat

Cat illustration

38.8%

VS

Dog

Dog illustration

61.2%

iOS

iOS logo

80.9%

VS

Android

Android logo

19.1%

if we were wizards

So what type of personalities are we? Courageous? Ambitious? Loyal? Intelligent? We asked the sorting hat.

33.9 %
Gryffindor house crest
Gryffindor
33.9 %
Hufflepuff house crest
Hufflepuff
18.6 %
Ravenclaw house crest
Ravenclaw
13.6 %
Slytherin house crest
Slytherin

music for work

A crowdsourced playlist of music that gets us into the mood to work. A rather high proportion of movie soundtracks.

Become our comrade. Especially if you are a southpaw Slytherin.